Anonymous: You're so pretty please answerrrrr me this! Willy Wonka/Harry Potter would you rather: Have your body inflated like a big huge balloon and float away into the sky OR be blown up into a big fat blueberry and rolled away? (Bonus points if you tell me which scene was better and why :)

Blueberry! Definitely

13 days till BOOBS!

Jesus Christ, I can’t wait.

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.
― Unknown (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: stayygone)