You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.


When I have kids, the rule is going to be, ‘you can be whatever you want to be; a doctor, an artist, a stay-at-home-mom, a stripper, a monk. You can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, straight and everything in between. You can be a UU, Christian, Hindu, Ba’hai, Atheist, Questioning, whatever. You can be any gender you want, just tell me, and I will support you. But the minute I hear about you bullying someone, we’re going to have a serious problem.’

So shit has sucked the past couple days.

Couldn’t get my surgery done && then found out other news that I wasn’t prepared for.


Anonymous: You're so pretty please answerrrrr me this! Willy Wonka/Harry Potter would you rather: Have your body inflated like a big huge balloon and float away into the sky OR be blown up into a big fat blueberry and rolled away? (Bonus points if you tell me which scene was better and why :)

Blueberry! Definitely